My first holiday weekend...the 4th of July!


OK, so I've got a big party weekend ahead of me...hopefully full of fast boats, fireworks, chicks and booze!

This is me after a power-nap.  Note my sexy shape...big head, skinny chest, fat thighs, and bulging belly!  Irresistible I tell ya!

Like my Daddy I loooooooove hippos, and I have this awesome shirt to prove it.  I especially like how my belly hangs down over my shorts, and how my double chin hangs over my shirt.  I am one chunky kid!



So here's the boating!  Daddy's boat is working again (thank goodness) and we went out into Long Island Sound and rescued a boat that was more broken than ours.  We did a good deed and towed him in to his marina, and I got to see Port Jefferson harbor.  I'm waving at the other boaters passing by, loving the bounce of the waves and the wind in my face.

And before any of you report my Daddy to the Coast Guard, I do have a USCG approved flotation device for safety.  It fits me like a glove!


Daddy listens to rockin' music on the boat, and this is me gettin' down to the beat.  I'm a very hip baby as you can see...you can almost imagine I'm snapping my fingers...



So on the 4th we went to Daddy's friend Steve's house for a party (you can just see Steve off to the left there).  They had BBQ, drinks, music, friends, and lots and lots of doggies that I loved watching go back and forth.

I'm very patriotic in my stars and stripes onesie!
And as always I'm a chick magnet.  This is me and my new friend Dawn.  She was giving me a big hug and that's me saying "oh yeah baby, you can burp me anytime!"
By the end of the party I was getting pretty hammered.  When a beer is as big as your body, you end up sloshed fast.  Thank goodness I was wearing diapers!
And finally our neighbors had a BIG fireworks display on the evening of the 4th.  I was ready to go to bed when Mommy decided to show me the fancy flashing lights in the sky.  I stayed up and watched them, fascinated, for about half an hour.  It was very very cool!

Now I can't wait for Christmas, Halloween, Boxing Day, or whatever comes next.  This was a blast!  (har har har...I'm as funny as my Daddy...)