Getting settled into my new home

So I'm starting to get settled into my new home and I'm pretty sure I already run the place.  How could anyone say no to this face?!?

Am I handsome or what?  Any girl babies out there wanna instant message me for a diaper party?

This is my room.  Mommy painted it all by herself, and there are pretty pictures of doggies and firetrucks on the walls. 

I don't have any furniture yet (it should come next week), but don't worry, I don't sleep on the floor.  For now I sleep in Mommy and Daddy's room in my rocking crib.

They say I'm a real good sleeper...I can go for 4 hours at a time before my tummy wakes me (and them) up.

I'm mobile!  This is me cruisin' in my stroller in the neighborhood. 

My ride is 6-wheel drive, 1-Mommy-power, has a sunroof, and a ton of storage area for all my stuff (have diapers, will travel).  It doesn't have any shock absorbers, but I like it that way. 

The bumpier the better!

I've been helping my Daddy work on these web pages.  Here I am waiting to kick the computer when he writes something silly.

For those of you that care, Daddy's belly is VERY warm and comfy (and gurgly too).

This is me growing up!  I figure I'm not a fetus anymore, so why sleep in the fetal position?!?  I like stretching out like a big boy now when I sleep!

My other favorite things are  pooping (I'm an expert, world-class  pooper), peeing on Mommy when she's changing me, and listening to rock & roll music in the car.  We tried the whole classical thing, but it kept putting me to sleep...

This is my new friend Smoothie. 

He likes sniffing me, and every once in a while he'll call out my name ("Max, Max, Max!") when Mommy feeds him lettuce.

Smoothie's almost as big as I am!

Please don't report my Daddy to child protective services!! 

This is my new friend Wendy that my Daddy is introducing me to.  She's very soft and slithery and is VERY well behaved.  I got to watch her eat a whole mouse, and she didn't even have to be burped once!

I've been quite the little traveller since I came to NY.  I've been to the plant nursery (where I guess they have baby plants?) three times, the mall once, the post office, two Mexican restaurants (Happy CINCO DE MAYO everyone!), and the Cheesecake Factory.

Here's me with my fancy new bib!

So after all of that it's time to pass out!

  This is my Fisher Price vibrating chair.  It makes all of my bones turn to jelly as you can see in this picture.

Wanna see me dance?  I was laying on my Mommy's lap yesterday and the best music ever came on the radio!  So what else is there to do but start dancing?!?  We listen to this kind of music all the time now.  It makes me happy!   Click on this link to see me dance   (Warning: another large video file)